Anonymous asked:

imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

trainthief Answer:

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

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Jan 16, 2019

randomitemdrop:

stuffifindonlinesometimes:

Giant Red King Crab Sculptural Chair

Item: Crab Throne; mainly useful for keeping anyone from sneaking up behind you, but can also scuttle you about the place.

I had always thought Giant Crab was supposed to be, you know, giant, but actually it’s Size Class Medium, so I think the stats apply perfectly here; just add a seat on the back, and it is compelled to obey the wishes of whoever sits in it.

(Source: designtoscano.com)

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Jan 16, 2019

mitski-miyawakis:

that is the worst thing i’ve seen in my life

(via vodni)

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Jan 16, 2019

benepla:

chris hemsworth pointing me out in a police lineup after I forcefully stole his wallet at a kfc chicken

(via moonlandingwasfaked)

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Jan 16, 2019

when 8 seconds have passed

kumagawa:

(via gablesmcgee)

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Jan 16, 2019

spcrash:

(via pissvortex)

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Jan 16, 2019

monsterserial:

(via johndenverdyke)

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Jan 16, 2019

elkinei:

exercises :3

(via cathugging)

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Jan 16, 2019

kawaiilluminatii:

warlocksmith:

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

(via moonlandingwasfaked)

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Jan 16, 2019

ep0cket:

hekate1308:

silentauroriamthereal:

blackqueerblog:

They could have gotten a better meal in the college cafeteria. What a shame

Wait, this is real? I saw it elsewhere and just assumed it was an Onion article! 😂

Doesn’t the man own hotels with restaurants? He couldn’t even be bothered to call one of them to get a good meal for the players? 

This is the world we live in guys

(Source: twitter.com, via ruinedchildhood)

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Jan 16, 2019